As I’m sitting here watching the reviews of the first day of the Republican National Convention, I must say that I am impressed. Now before you bleeding heart liberals start telling me that I’m a moron, you can go fuck yourselves because I was impressed with the Democratic National Convention, too. Now that […]

For those of you who checked out the VMA’s tonight - what the hell was that?!?!
Where was the host? Where were the “surprises?” What was the damn point?
Was it just me, or were there literally NO music celebrities there? Yeah, they had about 20 or so big names in entertainment/music, but they […]

Why is Ashlee Simpson famous? She’s not attractive, she can’t sing, she’s a little girl…what’s the point?
As you can probably tell, I’m sitting here watching the MTV Video Music Awards Pre-Show…I’m not impressed so far. Not enough Paris Hilton and too much pink clothing on guys.
That’s another thing - PINK DOES NOT look […]

Sorry for the spotted updates this week. I tried to get to the gym twice a day each day this week (hence the “Double Sessions” title). I’m not sure why, really, but those of you that go to the gym know that every now and again you get that surge of energy that […]

Inventing a Nation is a historical fiction about just how the Founders came together to resolve (push aside?) differences and make America work. I thought that his use of funny witicisms and some modern day parallels to 18th Century events were laughable at best. The entire book is bogged down by an over-arching […]

Those same asshole people (by people I mean “group” of people, not literally the same human beings) who got into the accident outside of my window the other night are now having a MASSIVE party down the street from my apartment. What’s the matter you ask? I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING BASS LINE […]

For those of you that don’t know, Deal, NJ becomes filled with asshole drivers from New York over the summer months. I happen to reside in Deal, NJ so I’ve become quite accustomed to asshole drivers at their best. Yes - even at this late hour of the night (12:15AM on Monday Morning/Sunday […]

Hey folks! As I’m sure you’ve all noticed, I haven’t been around too much in the past few days. I’ve been rather busy, but not so busy that I can’t stop in here and give a little update on things!
It seems that I’m not able to eat regular food any more. Why […]

Sorry about missing yesterday, folks. I was doing so much work on SigmaPi.com that when I looked over at the clock, it was already 2AM! I hate to say it, but I’ve also been doing a lot of work on that site today and it’s going to cut this update short.
I should be […]

I just got home from the gym and on the way out I noticed a few weightlifters who obviously were lifting with the purpose of eventually lifting more weight for competitions. They were competitive weightlifters.
I just happened to notice these guys and began to wonder about competition and what makes people rise up to […]

Can you believe it? I had a night at the gym tonight with no major fuck-ups or disgusting occurences!
Now I’ve been telling a few of you over the IM that there ARE some normal folks at my gym and that it’s not always a bitch to go there. Tonight was a good example […]

Girls, please.
Please, please, please, please, please!
DO NOT WEAR BELLY SHIRTS IF YOU HAVE A BELLY!!!
I don’t care that you’re fat. I don’t care that you don’t go to the gym. I don’t care that you don’t do sit-ups. I don’t believe in having girls make themselves go crazy about their weight during […]