Girls, please.

Please, please, please, please, please!

DO NOT WEAR BELLY SHIRTS IF YOU HAVE A BELLY!!!

I don’t care that you’re fat. I don’t care that you don’t go to the gym. I don’t care that you don’t do sit-ups. I don’t believe in having girls make themselves go crazy about their weight during their preteen and teenage years.

But for the love of all that is good and mighty in this world, DO NOT wear a belly shirt if you have a gut! Come on!

Would you want to see a huge fat guy walking around in a tight muscle shirt when his gut would be all exposed and taut against the shirt? Hell no! It’s not attractive, the style doesn’t fit the fat guys, and they don’t do it because they have some self-respect.

So why in the hell are the malls filled with young girls and teenage girls who are overweight with their bellys hanging out of these little baby belly shirts? It’s NOT attractive!!!

Let me explain something to everyone right now: Sometimes the “hot” fashion is NOT for you!

I just bought one of these gigantic belt buckles. Not because it’s a hot fashion or anything - but because I think it looks funny and it’s hilarious to see out in public. My stomach isn’t hanging out, my ass isn’t falling out of jeans that are too small, and I’m certainly not wearing fucking pink. But you know what? I’m also not embaressing myself by wearing it.

Ladies - when you wear a shirt and your gut hangs out of it - you’re embaressing yourself. Stop it.

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