Don’t Drive Like an Asshole

Posted on: Monday, August 23rd, 2004 at 12:25 pm
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For those of you that don’t know, Deal, NJ becomes filled with asshole drivers from New York over the summer months. I happen to reside in Deal, NJ so I’ve become quite accustomed to asshole drivers at their best. Yes - even at this late hour of the night (12:15AM on Monday Morning/Sunday Night), our asshole friends from New York can cause a mess to occur.

People - do NOT drive like an asshole! I don’t care what color, sex, religion, ethnicity, or whatever you are - you do NOT have the right to drive any way that you want! That’s the problem with these people in the summer that come to Deal, NJ. They all have a similarity (that I won’t write on here, but it is one of the traits I just named) and because of that similarity they all seem to think that they are above the everyday law that you and I follow. Not only that, but they let their kids (of all ages) do whatever it is that they want - and folks, I mean that there are kids no older than 14 years of age outside of my window at 3AM sometimes (I live above an ice cream shop that closes at midnight).

This is NOT acceptable! When I have to look outside of my window at midnight on a Sunday night and see this:

That’s ridiculous! I don’t care if you want to ruin your kids’ futures by not being good parents (actually, I do mind, but not right now), but NONE of you are above the law when it comes to driving. DON’T DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE YOU OBLIVIOUS IGNORANT SCUMBAGS!


One Response to “Don’t Drive Like an Asshole”

  1. Keith Says:

    Nj sucks for driving! I don`t care what you drive or how big a vehicle you drive but a little courtesy goes a long way. And you AUV (asshole utility vehicle) drivers need to get a life. Every time one of you bastards ride my ass in the right lane when you can easily go around me are going to get slowed down and aggravated. So THINK (if thats really possible), before you act.

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