Thanks go out to Joe “Ewok” Cilurzo for the following hilarious e-mail that he sent me the other day!
>SIPPING VODKA
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, ” When I am worried about getting nervous on […]

Thanks goes out to Brian, again, for another funny picture that he sent to me.

Remember a few days ago I said that I wanted to make this a productive week for me? Well, it seems to have been going in that direction. I have a presentation that is due on Tuesday, but I’m purposely putting that off until Monday night so it’s fresh in my mind.
I’m glad […]

My Mom sent along this funny joke. Enjoy it!
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: “If you want your breasts […]

I have a Yahoo! e-mail account (among my many accounts). Yahoo! has a separate “Bulk” folder for spam e-mails that get sent to you. I thought that since spam takes up 70% of all e-mails sent in a single day, we should take a look at some of these important messages. Hey, […]

Alright, I was pretty heated yesterday. Steve - glad you enjoyed it buddy! I don’t know if I was as irate yesterday as your British woman with her lover’s testicle, but I was pretty pissed! You can all head over to VomitComet to see what I’m talking about.
I’m still pissed off about […]

I know a lot of high school and young college kids read this blog and I know that a lot of my fraternity brothers read this blog so let me give you some advice - before you decide to jump into a graduate school, do some research on the facilities available to you.
Sure, I’m getting […]

Just wanted to post a quick update - I’m extremely busy. I’m about halfway through my paper and subsequent research which is due TOMORROW!
I had a great time teaching a “Local Sigma Pi History” course last night. Two hours +
It was a good time.
I rock.

After getting back from St. Louis I was so tired that I decided screw it - I’m taking a week off from doing anything. This was a good thing on the part of me not having to use much brain power and a bad thing because now I have a pretty substantial 12-page paper […]

I’ll be leaving tomorrow morning at 9AM EST to go to St. Louis for the weekend. The annual Mid-Year Leadership Conference for my fraternity will take place and it’s a good time (or at least it was last year). I’m looking forward to it.
In the mean time, it’s been hell trying to get […]

We all know that the media in America (and around the world) is prone to show you pictures that are horrific and gross in nature. Hey folks, it’s the news - they’re looking to make money just like everyone else and they make money when YOU watch.
But just because the news tells you one […]

Thanks to my Aunt Barbara for the following:
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike,” the cop said, “did Santa bring it to you?”
“Yep,” the little girl said, “he sure did!” The cop looked the bike over […]