The Best Irish Joke
Posted on: Sunday, April 10th, 2005 at 12:17 pmRead more about Jokes & Humor
Thank you to my Aunt Barbara for sending me the following joke:
THE BEST IRISH JOKE
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.”
She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?” John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”
She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”
Hahahaha!!!
July 25th, 2007 at 4:08 am
Ha, that’s great! How bout this one:
Mick was sitting there in the hot seat-He was on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?”-and he had already won
£500,000. He was up to the final £1 MILLION Question. He had one lifeline left- phone a friend. Chris Tarrant, the
host, read the question out loud-”Which of these birds does NOT build their own nest?” ANSWERS- A) Magpie B)
Thrush C) Eagle D) Cuckoo. Mick decided that he didn’t know, and he was going to phone his friend Paddy from
Ireland. “OK,” said Chris Tarrant, “You’ve got sixty seconds to read the question to Paddy, begin…NOW!!!” Mick
read the question to Paddy, and he answered it easily-”It’s cuckoo, Mick, I’m fookin’ sure of it!!! Lock it in!” So Mick
locked in Cuckoo and won £1 MILLION. A week later he returned to his home town of Dublin, and bought Paddy and
himself some drinks. As they were drinking, Mick asked Paddy-”How the fookin’ hell did you know the answer was
cuckoo, how the fook did you know they don’t build nests, you don’t give a fook about birds!”, Paddy answered
“Well, that was fookin’ simple! Everyone knows that Cuckoos live in clocks!!!”
July 29th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Ha ha ha!!!
I love it!