If you are a news junkie like myself, then you will remember the story of the “cool” mom who had sex parties for local teenage boys in Colorado. Ugh…what is wrong with some people???

There are so many disgusting parts of this story. First, you have this whore of a woman who gives these kids (and that’s what they are - kids) drugs and alcohol. Alright. For all of you filthy hose beasts out there who want to go around fucking high school kids - here’s a little tip from someone who is slightly less than ten years out from high school: you do not need to entice high school guys with drugs and alcohol to bang you! But, if you DO need to bribe them with that crap and you’re 40 years old, then you’re probably in need of something more than a good screw from a young kid!

Damn it! Go get a life.

Now then, the second messed up part of this disaster story is the possible sentence. This woman could potentially get 127 years in prison. AH! Come on, already! The woman doesn’t need to be put behind bars, she needs help! How about you sentence her to 20 years in a low security prison, but have her take 20 years of psychiatric counseling, too?

It’s called prescriptive sentencing…you know, actually doing something about the crime itself.

The other part of this story that bothers me is that you’re bound to get some extremist who says, “What about the children?” Alright you pansy bitches, listen up. If you’re complaining about “the children” then you probably need to be informed of the fact that it takes two people to bang (usually one man and one woman). Second, no guy is going to be ridiculed in school because he banged an older woman. Now, I haven’t seen this woman so if she’s a walking disaster area, then there might be some cat calls of, “Hey, didn’t you bang Godzilla?” But these can easily be countered with, “Hey, doesn’t your girlfriend have tic tac tits?”

Don’t worry about the guys - they’ll recover. It’s one of the dirty double-standards in America (girls are much more affected by these filthy events than guys are).

Anyway, this story makes me sick and this woman needs help. What a dirt bag…

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