My cousin and I went to go see King Kong on Christmas night and even though it was a good movie, there was something a little odd about the theater that night.

You see, there were two straight-off-the-boat Chinese people behind us (a couple I assume) who didn’t shut their mouths through the entire movie! We’re talking three hours of:

Male: “Ding Dou Ding?”

Female: “Ding Dou Dou Duu…Kotti Kii!”

What the hell could they have been talking about? And better yet - why did they go to see the movie if they don’t speak English? Oh, and don’t give me this bullshit about “Just because they spoke Chinese doesn’t mean that they don’t understand English.” Screw you - I listened to their broken English at times last night and they wouldn’t understand a nightly newscast let alone a three hour King Kong movie.

Bunch of bastards. And you know what? I don’t even care that they don’t speak English. Whatever - they can speak whatever they want. But in a movie theatre that was 75% empty, these two assholes had to sit behind my cousin and I and speak throughout the entire movie. Come on - what type of fucking idiots do that?

Other than those two pricks, I strongly recommend that you go and see King Kong - it was a good movie and Jack Black did a surprisingly good job as a serious actor.

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