Hey, thank you Microsoft!

Just wanted to let you know that I appreciate the help that you give aspiring entrepreneurs like me. You know, not only are we stuck having to run our businesses off of computers based in a Windows world with Microsoft software/applications, but you give us such a great hand out by doing so!

What hand out, you ask?

The ridiculous fucking prices that you make us pay for your software!

And I don’t want to hear anyone tell me that the software costs so much because it’ll make you more money in the long-run. Go fuck yourself. How about that? How about the fact that anyone trying to open a web services business is up the creek from the beginning because in order to even get functional, we have to spend close to $1000 on your crappy, blue-screen-of-terror, glitch-filled software?

Really pisses me off.

I think what really pissed me off is that while I was researching different software suites for my small business, the general price range was hovering a little below the $100 mark for most of the other applications. What pissed me off is that these cocksuckers at Microsoft introduce a suite called “Microsoft Office Small Business Management Edition” which, by all reviews from those who have used it, is an essential suite…then after naming it that, they go and charge more than any other version of Office!

Bunch of fucking assholes…sorry, had to get that out. Assholes…

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