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25 Ways To Confuse Your Professors
1. Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a […]

None of you will find this exciting, but the other day I noticed that my Bissell bagless upright vacuum wasn’t sucking up any of the crap on the floor. Put aside the fact that there is crap on my floor and focus on the issue at hand, folks. I had a broken vacuum.
I […]

Some of you may know that I’m looking to buy a home in the Monmouth County area of New Jersey. The house hunting experience has given me a new look on some of the people who buy homes around here - and it’s not a good look at them, either.
The big problem with buying […]

You gotta love Donald Trump. Right after his television show wasn’t added to NBC’s Fall primetime schedule, Trump comes out and says he’s leaving the show to pursue “a major new TV venture.” Oh this guy is a riot!
Unfortunately for him, ratings for The Apprentice really tanked in the last season and they’re […]

With the problems going on in Lebanon right now, I think it would make sense to once again stop and assess the human-based causes of major world problems right now. By that I mean - who is creating this mess?
For you America-haters who are looking for an “America is bad” answer to that problem, […]

And everywhere. High adventure that’s beyond compare. They are the Gummi Bears!
For those of you that travel to Alaska for hunting or fishing, be careful of the Gummi Bears! In case you haven’t heard, wildlife officials will be capturing “problem bears” and dying their fur different colors in some parts. This […]

This has to be one of the greatest stories in the last week. A Florida man won half a million dollars on a scratch-off card, but he’s NOT getting the money. Apparently the card didn’t scan through the lottery machine as a “winner” and the officials down in Florida are saying that this […]

With the passing of the Revered Jerry Falwell, many people are letting their feelings about the man be known. Most of what you hear are traditional-minded Americans who are mourning a religious leader. Everyone once in a while you hear a secular relativist who denounces Falwell’s recitation of the Bible where it is […]

You’ve got to love how Reverend Al Sharpton put his foot in his mouth in the last few weeks. First, he goes on some crusade (word choice appropriate) to get Imus booted off the air and he succeeds. Then, he neglects to do the same against Opie and Anthony when they start attacking […]

Okay, so I’m a few weeks late on this one. Paris Hilton is a complete and total moron. This stupid dunce walks into a courtroom 20 minutes late for a probation violation hearing and expects to NOT go to jail?
Hey you stupid idiots out there - welcome to the real world! In […]

Don’t be fooled by the hype - the new, joint immigration legislation is nothing more than a blanket amnesty being granted to the 12 million illegal immigrants already in this country that allows up to 8 million more to come into the country via technicalities. If this is the best that our country can […]

The folks at FOX News really ought to take a bow. The job that they did in comparison to the pathetic attempt at a debate that MSNBC put out a few weeks ago couldn’t be further apart. On MSNBC, the “spotlight” trended towards the moderators and the MSNBC group (this is true of […]