Archive for June, 2007

The Windshield “Bug” - Hilarious!

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

My Aunt Barbara sent me a bunch of jokes this afternoon - here is one of them for your reading pleasure! If you like it, be sure to leave some feedback below with the “comments” form!

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman […]

Winning First AND Second Place

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

My Aunt Barbara sent me a bunch of jokes this afternoon - here is one of them for your reading pleasure! If you like it, be sure to leave some feedback below with the “comments” form!

A couple has a dog that snores.
Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see […]

The Modern Version of The Birds & The Bees

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

My Aunt Barbara sent me a bunch of jokes this afternoon - here is one of them for your reading pleasure! If you like it, be sure to leave some feedback below with the “comments” form!

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers: “Well, son, […]

The Talking Clock Joke

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

My Aunt Barbara sent me a bunch of jokes this afternoon - here is one of them for your reading pleasure! If you like it, be sure to leave some feedback below with the “comments” form!

Proudly showing off his new furnished apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led […]

My Treo 700p from Verizon - Broke AGAIN

Friday, June 29th, 2007

The worst phone that I have ever purchased in my entire life is broken once again. This phone is the Treo 700p from Verizon Wireless. It’s a disaster - a complete and total disaster of a phone. Not only have I had problems from this “smart” phone in the past, but the […]

Mt. Arlington Grows in Population, Shrinks in Students

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Once upon a time I lived in Mount Arlington in Northwest New Jersey. This is where my family lives (kinda, we’re stuck in between two towns) and I was surprised to read a report in yesterday’s Daily Record that claimed Mount Arlington is the leader in Morris County growth, with a population of just […]

Monmouth University Can Build New Dorm, Tennis Courts

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

The local news media are reporting that the West Long Branch Zoning Board vote of 5 to 1 in favor of expanding the Monmouth University campus has been upheld by a State Appellate Panel. Some of the folks living around the university took it upon themselves to fight against this approval, citing petty collusion […]

Jokes: The Diamond Bracelet

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Ha ha ha ha ha! Some of the funniest jokes are some of the simplest and most direct. Here is a joke that my Mom sent me that I got a nice, quick laugh out of. I hope you do, too!
The Diamond Bracelet:
A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She […]

Chris Benoit’s Double Murder-Suicide

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Some time has passed since we all realized what exactly happened in the Benoit home in Fayetteville, Georgia. Admittedly, not enough time has passed for any of us to have a real grasp on what happened or (more importantly) why it happened. And the truth is that there are not enough facts floating around for […]

Country Music’s Tracey Lawrence Making a Comeback!

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Some readers may know that I’m a fan of country music. I got a report sent to me the other day about country music legend (and Sigma Pi brother) Tracey Lawrence making a huge comeback in the music industry.
For those of you that are interested, Tennessean.com recently put up an article about Tracey Lawrence’s […]

WWE Goes on the Offensive Against “Sensationalistic” Benoit Reporting

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

STAMFORD, Conn., June 26, 2007 – World Wrestling Entertainment is stunned and saddened by the details released by local authorities concerning the double homicide-suicide involving Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son, Daniel.
However, WWE is concerned with the sensationalistic reporting and speculation being undertaken by some members of the media following the press conference […]

Chris Benoit Strangled Wife, Smothered Son, Hung Himself

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

The following report was first broken at the national level by FOX News Channel and was immediately picked up by the AP. The origin of the report is TMZ.com:
TMZ has learned more about the deaths of WWE wrestling superstar Chris Benoit, his wife and son — and the information is extremely disturbing.
Several Atlanta-based law […]