The Windshield “Bug” - Hilarious!

Posted on: Saturday, June 30th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
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My Aunt Barbara sent me a bunch of jokes this afternoon - here is one of them for your reading pleasure! If you like it, be sure to leave some feedback below with the “comments” form!

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man’s penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, “Daddy, what the heck was that?”

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, “It….it was only a bug, Honey.”

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face and after a moment she said…

“Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?”

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2 Responses to “The Windshield “Bug” - Hilarious!”

  1. Shannon Says:

    Haha. I liked that, that was cute.

  2. Joe Says:

    Yeah - I got a kick out of that one, too. :-)

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