While looking around FOXNews.com I noticed a story about a high school student arguing that his “American Government” textbook is biased. The article cites some parts of the textbook that claim global warming is still being studied and that the Supreme Court decision on striking down the Texas law regarding gay sex harmed the […]

The Georgia chapter of the NAACP is questioning the sentences handed down to those two bimbos in the infamous “Barbie Bandits” bank heist cases. They are questioning why the two young white women received less harsh sentences than the two black men involved in the case.
In an attempt to save the great state of […]

Microsoft is hoping to duplicate the rabid success of Nintendo’s Wii by re-creating the Wii Remote for use with XBox 360. For all of the younger gamers out there, this is exactly what Microsoft did when it took over Netscape as the top internet browser in the late 1990’s and this is how Microsoft […]

Found this e-mail from about two years ago buried in my “saved e-mails” folder. I got a kick out of reading it again - I hope you do, too!
Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out […]

More jokes from the archive. I’ve deleted some 150 e-mails so far and there are only a few thousand left to go - so keep checking back!
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, “Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”
Esther always replied, […]

This e-mail has been sitting in my mail folder for almost a year. It’s called, “They Walk Among Us,” and it refers to the many completely clueless people that are out there in this world. For those of you that have seen the movie Idiocracy, this is the beginning of the end!
I was […]

Again, as I’m cleaning out some old e-mails I’m coming across some pretty interesting ones. The first military quote below has been confirmed by Snopes.com while the other two are not on their site. It would be nice if the valor, honor, and truth of these statements carried through all discussions regarding the […]

As I am cleaning out some old e-mails, here is a joke that was forwarded to me a few months ago. There is an anti-Muslim connotation in the joke, but it’s one of those jokes where you can replace “Muslim” with any religious denomination (Roman Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc). Anyway, when you look […]

Just thought I’d add a comment that passed through my head this morning as I was driving to work. Do you ever find yourself in the left lane (the fast lane) and you’re moving along at a regular pace until you come to a car that is going about ten miles below the limit?
Happens […]

Is there anything as exciting as getting a new electronic gadget to play with? Alright, so there are hundreds of things that are more exciting (winning the lottery, for example). However, at the moment that you have that new piece of technology in your hand, it’s like Christmas morning. Unless, of course, […]

Turner Network Television spent today playing all three Lord of the Rings movies in unison with “limited commercial interruption.” For a Lord of the Rings nerd like myself, this could have been a pretty sweet event. But there are two major issues that prevent me from truly enjoying this showing.
I should note that […]

Another e-mail from my Mom. This one contains random bits of wisdom for a variety of topics ranging from the best way to peel a banana to how not to burn your house down via your clothes dryer. Enjoy!
Peel a banana from the bottom and you won’t have to pick the little “stringy […]