On this balmy, sixty degree weather from the Jersey Shore - Merry Christmas to all!

After listening to countless hours of Sirius Satellite Radio’s Christmas songs, I have to say that “The Christmas Shoes” by NewSong is still, by far, the absolute worst Christmas song that I’ve ever heard.
How can someone honestly play this song? It’s about a dirt-poor kid who begs the guy in line in front of […]

Now folks, there are some dumb people out there. I’m sure that some of you know some of them very well (I certainly do).
But this guy is a complete moron. What the hell is wrong with you people out in California? Damn it!
This guy LIGHTS HIMSELF ON FIRE because the Kern High […]

Is there anything worse than a winter with no snow? How about two winters with no snow?
This is a link to a post I put up almost a year ago.
Stupid no snow winters…

By far, the worst Christmas song that I’ve ever heard is “The Christmas Shoes” by NewSong. The song is about a little kid who is buying his Mom a new pair of shoes before she dies later on that night.
What the fuck? Are you serious?!?
Someone actually made a song about a little kid […]

Sometimes it pays to have a blog of your thoughts. From my Black Friday 2005 Review:
The worst part of the day were the lines at Circuit City. Someone at Circuit City has got to get their act together and NOT have a bunch of high school teenage girls running all five registers in the […]

Those of you that know me know that I’m a freak for Christmas. I just love that time of the year! When I get older, I fully intend to have an entire room in my house dedicated to the celebration of Christmas. Very weird, I know.
I had planned on having a Christmas […]

So, uhhh, is it going to snow at all this winter? I think it snowed what - twice? And the snow was gone the next day…
It feels like it’s been a prolonged autumn, so much so that it seems like Christmas hasn’t even come and gone yet.
This sucks. I want more Christmas, […]

Thanks to Dave Talbert for sending over this completely hilarious, way too politically correct “Twelve Days of Christmas!”
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my potential-acquaintance-abuse-survivor gave to me,
TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming
ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of […]

Someone’s getting kissed…

Who’s it going to be???

I just got up from a mid-day nap and had a plate of Christmas dinner (ham, mashed potatoes, stuffing, peas & carrots, corn, etc). I’m completely stuffed.
Christmas was good to me again this year. I got a new necklace, a bunch of DVDs, an iPod Nano (it’s really small), some Sudoku game (have […]

I’m putting this out right after midnight because I know that I’ll forget about it when I wake up in the morning!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Christmas is fun. My favorite holiday. After Church tomorrow morning, I look forward to opening some presents and celebrating.
For now - back to the family gathering!