Found this e-mail from about two years ago buried in my “saved e-mails” folder. I got a kick out of reading it again - I hope you do, too!
Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out […]

More jokes from the archive. I’ve deleted some 150 e-mails so far and there are only a few thousand left to go - so keep checking back!
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, “Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”
Esther always replied, […]

This e-mail has been sitting in my mail folder for almost a year. It’s called, “They Walk Among Us,” and it refers to the many completely clueless people that are out there in this world. For those of you that have seen the movie Idiocracy, this is the beginning of the end!
I was […]

As I am cleaning out some old e-mails, here is a joke that was forwarded to me a few months ago. There is an anti-Muslim connotation in the joke, but it’s one of those jokes where you can replace “Muslim” with any religious denomination (Roman Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc). Anyway, when you look […]

Another e-mail from my Mom. This one contains random bits of wisdom for a variety of topics ranging from the best way to peel a banana to how not to burn your house down via your clothes dryer. Enjoy!
Peel a banana from the bottom and you won’t have to pick the little “stringy […]

My Mother sent this information to me in an e-mail the other day. I got a kick out of reading it and imagining myself and my friends doing this stuff randomly! Enjoy!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. […]

My Mother forwarded me a chain e-mail of jokes about why the chicken crossed the road. I found it funny, so I figured that some of you might, too! Enjoy!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with […]

While trolling around on the internet, I came across Bald Guy Greetings. Their website states, “The idea behind Bald Guy Greetings is to offer the greeting card buyer a funny card that they actually find funny.”
I have to tell you - I read through their greeting cards and wound up forwarding a bunch of […]

Thanks goes to GGL for sending me this joke. Hopefully you enjoy!
Halloween Story
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. […]

Another funny e-mail from my Mom - I got a good laugh out of this, maybe you will, too!
Maybe I shouldn’t give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the […]

FOX News debuted a show a few weeks (months, really) ago called the Half Hour News Hour. It’s a right-wing take on the Daily Show, Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update, and the Colbert Report. The show has absolutely dominated its competition in its time slot on cable news. Yet it gets universally […]

One of the funniest video clips that I’ve been told about on YouTube is the one of the Iron Sheik going crazy about B. Brian Blair, formerly of the WWE tag team, the Killer Bees. The Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff faced off against The Killer Bees (Jumping Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair) […]